The king is dead. Long live the king!
Bret Fahrerverveh passed his legendary QB torch Sunday, and stepped down from the game of football out of shame for being out-played by a QB punk, Kyle “Backin’ Up and Supportin” Orton, who likes his liquor and hates his razor. And much like relinquishing his throne to his son, if only he were drafted by the Bears and determined to a fault to grow a beard, Kyle “Whiskey Snortin” Orton accepted it along with the trophy for winning the Wisconsin State Football Championship in Sunday’s dominance of the Green Bay Fudge Packers. And like a courtship with the toilet after a painkiller binge that left you constipated, this meaningless game brought some much needed relief to the Super Fan nation. (more…)
Bear Down Baffa 