Ass whooping. Knock-out. Beat down. Jolly stomp. Fuck that brotha UP!
Ironically, these are all things that happened to me at a lesbian bar this weekend, as well as what the Bears did to the Detroit Lions in Sunday’s 34-7 shellacking. And though they are a weak team at best at 0-4 (you can take the Lion out of Detroit, but you can’t take Detroit out of the Lion), they did sweep us in last year’s dismal season. So we can’t help but celebrate this victory with the pride of a Mexican on Cinco de Mayo. Or the joy of the she-men that took turns pummeling my face on Saturday night. In my case, it’s more like you can take the skinny bitch to the fight, but you can’t take the fight to the skinny bitch – at least not when that fight involves a beer bottle and four biker chicks, two of whom have beards. (more…)
Bear Down Baffa 