Bear Down Baffa

This game was like the practice game before the big game, when the A-team plays the B-team.  This scrimmage always turns out badly for the B-team, and it serves as a good dress rehersal and a confidence boost for the A-team.  But this was the actual big game, and the A-team Bears rebounded from back to back losses to beat the B-team Rams like they’ve been getting worse each week, and it was December, 2012.  (more…)

Houston, we have a problem.  The Farvrhvhrefh-less pack just ripped a whole in the Bear’s heat shield, and the Bears may not have enough oxygen to make it back home.  You’d have thought that with their Fonzie gone, Green Bay would be slacking.  But either Richie Cunningham picked up right where he left off, or the Bears have become Potsie.  And neither one of those scenarios bodes well for Chicago.  (more…)

BHO, our president-elect, is a big fan of the Bears.  He’s also a big fan of opportunity.  And like the new America he’s already created, the Bears had plenty of opportunity on Sunday.  But like most Democratic initiatives, they failed to execute and no one can explain why.  (more…)

I never thought I’d site Justin Timberlake in print, but to steal from the dreamy Back Streeter, the Bears are bringing Sexy back.  Yep, just when you thought it was safe, Sexy Rexy has to get his uniform cleaned for the first time this year after leading the Bears to a come-from-behind victory against the division rival Lions on Sunday.  That gives us 7 wins in our last 10 games, 4 in our last 5, and it puts us alone in first place.  Sure the defense had the Li-downs on lock down in the second half, but we were down by 10 when Rexy punched in, and up by 4 when he toweled off.  So I say the kid deserves a happy ending to his post-game massage – or at least a free steak at Ditka’s!  (more…)