The Purple People Eaters got an extra Thanksgiving meal on Sunday night, devouring the Bears like they hadn’t found a purple person to eat in weeks due to the melting polar caps. And the Bears are now in danger of becoming extinct. Once again, on a national stage, the Bears froze at the podium like Eminem in the beginning of 8 Mile. And you can bet mom’s spaghetti that the clock left on their season has run out – time’s up, over, BLAOW! (more…)