April 2, 2009 – mark it on your calendars, folks. It will go down as one of the greatest days in Chicago Bears history. After decades of question marks, the Bears jumped into the fray and acquired Pro Bowl QB Jay “I’m a Bears Fan” Cutler from the disheveling Denver Broncos. In doing so, the Bears dropped their drawers and finally exposed what was long thought to be a non-existent scrotal sack. And in one fell swoop, they became the favorite to win the NFC without taking a single snap on the field. (more…)