Archive for November 2nd, 2009

7. Bears Bring Browns Down to Chinatown, Whoopity Doo

Mon, Nov 2, 2009

You gotta take a W whenever it comes, so I’ll take this one.  But I’m not planning any parades down Michigan Avenue just yet.  The Bears did bring the Browns down to Chinatown alright.  But you have to consider that in this analogy, the Browns were actually a group of Chinese people that were heading down to Chinatown at the time.  All the Bears really did was give them a lift.  So no, there was no Gatorade shower for Lovie.

After the Bears faked a trip to the Appalachian Trail last weekend and instead spent it in Cincinnati padding Chad Ochocinco’s stats, this victory is like I imagine the make-up sex would be for the wife of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford – if she caught him in the act on TV seven days ago: uncomfortable and unfulfilling, but a necessary step toward reconciliation.    (more…)