Archive for October, 2010

7. Skins Win on Turnovers

Sun, Oct 24, 2010

Coulda, shoulda, woulda.  I gotta be honest, I’m sick of this season already.  Dropping good passes, throwing bad passes and throwing passes to the other team were the only things the Bears did well on Sunday, and they led to us beating ourselves yet again.  At 4-3, our record is slowly and surely crawling back down to reality.  And that reality seems to mean a 5-11 season.   (more…)

6. Seattle Rains on Bears Parade

Mon, Oct 18, 2010

A seahawk somehow managed to take down a grizzly bear in Chicago on Sunday.  What’s next, is a pigeon going to eat an elephant?  The Bears blew another game, and lost for surprisingly only the second time this year.  And to a 2-2 team that lost to Orton’s lowly 2-4 Broncos, and who’s two wins came against the winless-until-today 9ers and the now 2-4 Chargers.  WTF!?  I’d like to blame someone, but with so much blame going to the players and coaches in recent weeks, I’m going to put this one on the fans.  Yeah, that’s right, I’m calling YOU out!   (more…)

5. Bears Romp Carolina in Battle of Shitty QB’s

Mon, Oct 11, 2010

It was like a Pop Warner game in a blizzard – neither team could throw the ball.  Except it was gorgeous out and there were highly-paid players tasked with doing just that.  I think this game would have been better if they had made it a “Let the Fans Play QB Day.”  They could have called out a seat number, let that fan run down the stands to the field (much like the audience does on The Price Is Right), suit ‘em up and let ‘er rip.   (more…)

4. Giants Whoop the Bears Ass

Mon, Oct 4, 2010

Plain and simple, the Bears got they ass whooped.  Again.  Only this time, they scored fewer points and actually lost.  And it was an ass whoopin’ both figuratively and literally.  They were beaten in every aspect of the game, and battered like Guantanamo Bay prisoners.  And it’s about time!  Realistically, we haven’t beaten anybody yet.  And on Sunday night, it was like the dealer who’d been giving us free crack for three weeks came to collect – and we didn’t have any cash.   (more…)