Archive for October 18th, 2011

6. Bears Score “All Day” on Minnesota

Tue, Oct 18, 2011

Unlike Detroit, it’s been a rough go for Minnesota lately.  The Twinkies went from 94 wins to 99 losses, the Wild haven’t made the playoffs in 4 years, and the T-wolves haven’t finished above .300 since ’06.  And since upgrading from Tarvaris “How Did This Team Start Me With a Straight Face” Jackson to Bret “Have You Seen My Wenus” Favre (and missing the Super Bowl by one ill-advised pass two years ago), they’ve backslid to Donovan “I’m Doing More Damage to My Legacy At the End of My Career Than Bret ‘Have You Seen My Wenus’ Favre” McNabb.  Add in their state’s presidential candidate Michele Bachmann being almost as ridiculous as Sarah Palin, electing Al Franken to the Senate seems to be the only thing that state has going for it (other than Sarah Palin not being from there).  You betcha!

“Seven” Hester in all his ridiculousness

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