So much for the Bears being 8 point dogs. We flipped the script and gave Philly the business like a Penn State football coach on a teenager’s ass in the shower. And after beating them in the regular season for the fourth time in the last five years, we’re dominating this series like a Texas Governor on a death row inmate. Philly tried to beef up this off season by adding 6 former Pro Bowlers, even declaring themselves the “dream team” during training camp. But after we groped Vick like Herman Cain playing Marco Polo with one eye open in a hot tub filled to capacity with hot women, the only thing they’re dreaming about is being as awesome as the 5-3 Bears.
Bears stalk the Eagles like Penn State coaches stalk little boys
Bear Down Baffa 