The Bears said good-bye to third place for the first time since 9/18, and hello to global domination. In the time between the National Transitional Council taking Libya’s seat at the UN and the National Liberation Army sticking an unidentified object up Muammar Gaddafi’s soon-to-be-dead ass, we crawled our way back into a tie for second place. Despite coming off a short week and the Lions coming off a bye, the Bears devoured the Lions like Oprah getting after an ice cream cake with a shitty book underneath it.

Lion fans fall back into familiar territory – embarrassment