Bear Down Baffa

Sleigh bells rung, and we were listening.  But we wound up having a blue Christmas without him.  Since Cutler tried to take on two blockers after throwing a pick against San Diago, and ran over our season like an 18-wheeler smothering a possum, we’ve gone from “Rockin Around the Christmas Tree” to “Silent Night.”  And our season was officially pronounced dead about five minutes into the second half on Christmas.  So much for celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who now plays QB for the Fudge Packers and has beaten the Bears four times in 2011.

At least the Bears weren’t the only ones who looked ridiculous in GB

(more…)

I was wrong.  I thought the Bears would survive without Cutler by relying on defense and special teams.  And I expected more out of a $1.2M backup than for him to play like a drunk, disoriented, and blindfolded nitwit.  Like most stupid people, I let what I “hoped” would happen cloud my judgement of what I “thought”  would probably happen.  And for that Palin-like idiocracy, I apologize.  I am better than that, and you deserve more than that from me.  What’s worse is the Bears have played so poorly that they’ve made me look as wrong as I’ve ever been.  And to add “painful to watch” injury to much deserved insult, Johnny Knoxville did an unintended jackknife after fumbling that nearly glued his helmet to his heels, and we lost yet another player for the season.

Ouch, that’s gonna leave a misplaced vertebrae! 

(more…)

Jesus H. Christ.  This game was over and the Bears had it won.  But then Lovie had his team stop playing in the fourth quarter with a meager 10-point lead.  The offense stopped playing, the defense stopped playing, and then Marion “The Ovarian” Barber dropped to his knees and blew Tebow – and the game.

Bear Nation was out-prayed by the Tebow cult on Sunday

(more…)

OK, remember what I said last week about everyone calming down?  Well…everybody panic!  It’s just like the titanic, but it’s full of bears!

KC treated Hanie like a pedophile in prison

(more…)