Archive for September 24th, 2012

3. Bears Remain Undefeated – at Home Against Shitty Teams

Mon, Sep 24, 2012

The Bears offense rebounded from a dismal performance in Green Bay by putting together another poor performance.  But just like week 1, this was at home against a AAA club, so it didn’t really matter.  Did we win?  Yes.  Did our (not so) new offense look good?  Uhm, no.  Are we confident in them going forward?  Absolutely not.  But the defense was absolutely awesome, showing no signs of the supposed aging that analysts have claimed for what seems to be a decade.  And like the “Global Warming” myth that those same analysts would have you believe, the Bears D is actually getting hotter by the week.  By season’s end, the city of Chicago should expect a surplus of forest fires, some serious flooding and a few hurricanes – all named Ditka, of course.  And that, my friends, will carry us to yet another Lombardi trophy.

The Bears big and bold defense is only growing bigger and bolder

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