It was a Battle of the Bulge. And by bulge I mean the bulge in the collective crotches of NFL fans across the nation. The 7-1 Bears had a chance to stake their claim as a contender, hosting the 7-1 Texas Houstons on Sunday Night. It was only the fifth time since the merger in 1970 that two teams with one or fewer losses met after week nine. Adding to the hype, we celebrated Veteran’s Day while this game marked the 86th anniversary of the first Bears game at Soldierz Field. Surprisingly, they have still played more games at that shithole Wrigley Field than at Soliderz. But not so surprisingly, they fared as well as the losebag Cubs.
A dazed, confused and benched Cutler is no recipe for victory
Bear Down Baffa 