Archive for November 20th, 2012

10. San Fran Kicks Ever-Loving Shit out of the Bears

Tue, Nov 20, 2012

In a game billed as a Battle of Backup QB’s, with both starting QB’s out with bloodied vaginas, the Bears played like they were on the rag.  It was the first game in NFL history this late in a season between two first place teams with both QB’s making their first start of season.  And it looked like San Fran’s QB had completed 1,308 passes for 14,511 yards and 75 TD’s, and ours was making his first NFL start, instead of the other way around.  And it revealed only one thing:  that the Bears are a stinky, sweaty, 50-pound, heaping pile of elephant shit being fought over by Jerry Sandusky and Donald Trump in a “2 guys, 1 cup” battle royale.  Yes, the Bears season appears to be over, folks.

In case you can’t tell, this is the stinky, sweaty, 50-pound, heaping pile of elephant shit that is the Bears right now

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