The Chicago Bears suck major donkey balls, and so does Lovie “I Suck So Good I Should Be Dyson’s Spokesperson” Smith. Green Bay just beat us for the SIXTH time in 24 months, and the eighth time in nine games. And after winning 7 of our first 8 this year, we’ve now lost 5 of our last 6. Alshon “Offensive Pass Interference” Jeffery? Sucks. Devin “I Once Could See, But Now I’m Blind” Hester? Sucks. Cutler? Sucks. Our O-line? Sucks. Our defense? Sucks. Lovie? Leader of the Suck Pack. It’s officially time to call the Donald and get him to tell Lovie, “You’re fired.”
Hopefully, Lovie’s coached his last game at Soldierz
Bear Down Baffa 