Bear Down Baffa

Oops.  So, I may have jumped the gun last week in demonstrably predicting the Bears would go to the Supa Bow.  We played worse this week in every single aspect of the game than in any other week so far this season, and came home with our first “L” as we fall to second place.  From blocking and tackling, to throwing and catching, to offense and defense, we didn’t look motivated, engaged or prepared the entire game.  The Bears better check to see if they even wiped their asses – I bet there are a slew of dingleberries in their butt cracks today.

Ndamukong “Um Donkey Kong” Suh came up with 2
sacks and a forced fumble – and 2 felonies – on Sunday

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Beat a playoff team, check.  Beat a division opponent, check.  Win on the road, check.  Overhaul O-Line, sign an offensive minded head coach from a foreign country, and let the second greatest player in franchise history retire with plenty in his tank, check.  This is the NFL’s official list of things needed to be done in order to earn a Supa Bow birth as early as week 3.  And the NFL better chickity check itself before it wrickity wrecks itself when it comes to the Monsters of the Midway.  Oh, it’s own.

James “I’m Not Neal” Anderson shows his 2013-14 Supa Bow Shuffle

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With the rain starting around 6 am, Soldierz Field was as slippery as my boy “Blue” wrestling two coeds in a tub of Santorum.  And it didn’t take long for things to get crazy.  Minni returned the opening kickoff for a TD.  But then Devin “Ensuing Kickoff” Hester returned the ensuing kickoff 76 yards, and we tied the game 5 plays later.  But that was only the beginning; this game had something for everyone.  Yes, even for Syrian rebels with RPG launchers on their shoulders and a half-full cache of chemical weapons.

Martellus “Something About Yourself”
Bennett scores his second TD for the win

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The “Who’s Your Daddy In” Cincinnati Bengals, who’ve made the playoffs the last two years, came to town as 3 point underdogs.  And they left as the first of what should be many NFL teams to lose to Marc Trestman.  Of the eight new NFL coaches, six played on Sunday (CHI, KC, AZ, JAX, BUF and CLE).  And Trestman was the only one of four rookie coach’s to win (the other two play Monday night, PHI and SD).  Maybe we should consult him on the situation in Syria.

Fans react when it is announced that the
Bear Down Baffa blog will continue this season

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After a two week protest outside my building that gave “Occupy Wall Street” a run for it’s money, and uncountable requests on Facebook for the return of the Bear Down Baffa blog (OK, I counted 3 requests), it’s official:  we’re back.  And we’ve officially got a boner for the 2013-14 Chicago Bears!

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