With the rain starting around 6 am, Soldierz Field was as slippery as my boy “Blue” wrestling two coeds in a tub of Santorum. And it didn’t take long for things to get crazy. Minni returned the opening kickoff for a TD. But then Devin “Ensuing Kickoff” Hester returned the ensuing kickoff 76 yards, and we tied the game 5 plays later. But that was only the beginning; this game had something for everyone. Yes, even for Syrian rebels with RPG launchers on their shoulders and a half-full cache of chemical weapons.
Martellus “Something About Yourself”
Bennett scores his second TD for the win
Bear Down Baffa 