Hickory Dickory Dock,
Our O-Line cannot block.
Cutler sucks asses,
Earl Bennett drops passes,
And on fourth and one, Briggs jumps out of his jock.
Clever and disparaging nursery rhymes aside, the Chicago Bears’ season has taken a sharp turn for the worse. And by that I mean doctors discovered an aneurysm in its ass. Going back to last year, we’re now 3-3 at home in our last 6 games. So much for homefield advantage. The one thing you can say is that we have been consistent; consistently bad that is. If we wanted to play that way, we could’ve just stayed with Lovie. Speaking of him, I don’t think he found a new job yet. Anyone got his number?
Cutler during his typical, early fumble that leads to points
Bear Down Baffa 