Jay Cutler’s manpussy was penetrated on Sunday, then he limped off the field like a porn star after shooting an extended gangbang scene. And with him he carried the Bears 2013-14 season like Senator Ted Cruz taking his ball home after not getting his way. Despite Josh “Cade McNown” McCown playing extremely well – for him that is, which means he was serviceable – it is clear that our mediocre, Urlacher-less defense cannot carry us without the Butler. Now I love a good gangbang as much as the next guy, but we’ve just lost 3 out of 4 WITH Cutler. So I’ve resigned myself to a long, cold winter with little to look forward to – except maybe the Cutler gangbang DVD which is due out in December.
Cutler’s tweaked lady business will keep him sidelined at least 4 weeks
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