The Bears called “Even Stevens” early on by knocking Aaron Rodgers out on the opening drive, leaving both teams without their star QB’s or their best defensive players. It may be the first good thing Shea “Where Is Shea-Shea? Where Is Shea-Shea? Here I Am! Here I Am!” McClellin has done so far in his short, lackluster career. Now I’m not one to celebrate injuries to players in an ultra-violent game where they almost literally put their lives on the line, are paid millions and get all the pussy they can handle while having to work 3 hours a day for 16 days a year. But in Aaron Rodgers case, halle-fucking-llujah! That guy’s an asshole! QB’s don’t do TD “dances.” At least not ones who respect themselves. What a toolbox! And by that I mean a box of tooledness. If I were on his team, I’d go Richie Incognito on his ass.
McCown is Rex Grossman plus 3 inches – and minus the INT’s
Bear Down Baffa 
