Archive for November 12th, 2013

9. Detroit (Sucks!) Sweeps Bears for First Time in 6 Years

Tue, Nov 12, 2013

In a battle for first place with Green Bay going Rodgers-less, and Veteran’s Day celebrations in tow, the Bears blew a chance to take over control of the division.  If we wanted to get swept by Detroit (sucks!), we would have stuck with Lovie Smith and our Obama-nable O-Line.  But at least the fans got to see what a real defensive line looks like.  Unfortunately, it was on the opposing team, and it took turns taking shots at Cutler like he was a Bin Laden target at a gun range.  Ah, I remember the good old days when our defense kept us in games while our offense struggled.  Now our offense still struggles, but our defense sucks.  Hey 2014, how soon can you get here?  We’ve got crack and whores for you if you want them!

coin toss

The coin toss – the final moments before we tossed our season away

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