“He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish.” Jay “I’m The Starting QB Bitches!” Cutler, who hadn’t played in 5 weeks, and hadn’t finished a game in over 2 months, returned. And much like Jesus (or Horus, Osiris, Krishna, Mithra, Dionysus or about 30 other “gods”), his return provided everlasting life for the Bears. But unlike them, he brought 3 things: his patented cannon of an arm, his propensity to force bad passes into places they don’t belong, and his willingness to put the Bears playoff hopes ahead of his children. Yes, I’m talking to you, Robbie “My Kids Come First” Gould.
Cutler’s return brought orgasms for Bears fans – as well as himself
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