There are few times in our lives when we become so full of anticipation that we can feel it surround us like a cool pool of water up to the neck on a hot day. And while these times can lead to an expectation not being met, they teach us to appreciate times like this. And by “times like this” I mean the euphoria-inducing potential bestowed upon us in the form of the 2014 Chicago BEARS Offense! Similarly to how I’d feel if Iron Mike made a triumphant return to the field as a player, I’m so over-joyed that I’m finally ready to forgive Robbie “My Son Ruined The Bears 2013 Season” Gould for missing the FG in OT in Minni last year and costing us the playoffs. LOL, I’m only kidding – I hope ISIS gets ahold of that cocksucker because he’s DEAD to me!
Trestman breaks camp in Bourbonnais, where there
are only 2 things to do: 1) practice football and 2) leave
Bear Down Baffa 