Bear Down Baffa

The NE Patriots played Whack-a-Mole on the Bears’ heads Sunday, bringing our organization to a new low.  The last time we faced them, Lovie’s defense-minded squad played host in 2010.  We lost in the blizzard by 29 points (36-7) after allowing an “at the time” Bears-worst 33 points in the first half (and turning the ball over four times).  Well leave it to Belichick and Bradychick to top that.  This time Trestman brought his Big O to Bean Town, and though we only lost by 28 (51-23) and only had two turnovers, we did allow a new Bears-worst 38 first half points.  At this stage, we’re in Cubs territory.  And while it’s already embarrassing to wear the blue and orange in public, it may be time to put the house on the market.  Though I only wrote it in pencil, I just added a Brady jersey to my X-Mas wish list.

Apparently Gronk eats bear meat for breakfast

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Just when we think we’re out, the Bears pull us back in, only to let us down yet again with a season-killing loss.  This time it was to a QB that makes about a fifth of Cutler’s salary, and who played about five times as well.  And that, Bear Nation, is completely unacceptable.  Jeremiah “Was A Bullfrog” Ratliff had 3.5 sacks.  But the rest of them – Trestman, Tucker, Cutler, Marshall – every single one of them deserves an “unacceptable” rating for the game, the month (we’re set to lose our fourth game in 28 days on Sunday) and the season to date.  And I, for one, am not accepting it.

Tannehill makes what Cutler’s kids get in allowance

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It was a battle of 2-3 teams, both clinging to dwindling hopes for their seasons, and both coming off back-to-back losses.  One was going home a loser for the third straight week, and most likely carrying its season in an urn.  The Falcons came in 2-0 at home where they had averaged 46 points.  And while we had only allowed an average of 23 in three road games, that was with at least one of our four best linebackers – all of whom were spectators on Sunday.  But none of that mattered because the Bears came correct, providing a full service effort that covered every base – like a bottom bitch servicing her pimp the day he gets out of the joint.  And on Sunday, Bear Nation, that pimp was you!

Josh “Nice To Meet You, Mr. Cutler” Morgan’s 1st Bear TD

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The 2014 Chicago Bears fucking suck.  Four turnovers, 10 penalties, and we were out-scored 24-3 in in the final 30:12, giving away a 14-point lead.  And we lost it to Greg “You Should’ve Never Traded Me” Olsen, the phenom TE we traded for a third round pick because he didn’t fit into Mike “I Need Specific Personnel To Suck” Martz’s scheme years ago.  And I…I just can’t.

 Olsen gave a post-game shout out to his sisters, Mary Kate and Ashley

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