Bear Down Baffa

The 2014 Chicago Bears fucking suck.  Four turnovers, 10 penalties, and we were out-scored 24-3 in in the final 30:12, giving away a 14-point lead.  And we lost it to Greg “You Should’ve Never Traded Me” Olsen, the phenom TE we traded for a third round pick because he didn’t fit into Mike “I Need Specific Personnel To Suck” Martz’s scheme years ago.  And I…I just can’t.

 Olsen gave a post-game shout out to his sisters, Mary Kate and Ashley

Offense, Defense & Special Teams
Sucks, really sucks and totally sucks the big one.

Carolina took pleasure in beating the Butler’s ass

Quotes to Note
Announcer after Robbie “I Kick As Well As Elliott” Gould missed a short FG: “Robbie Gould has been about as good as anybody in the game for a long time.  As soon as you say it, he misses one.  The second most accurate kicker in the history of football has missed a chip shot.”  Yeah, he was also the second most accurate kicker in this game!

Cutler made $145,837 on this sack

Doubtlook
At 2-3, we’re in last place looking up at all of the incompetence in our division from the cellar.  And I predict we will lose our next 4 games (@ATL, MIA, @NE, @GB), so our season is like a set of keys you just dropped in a river of hot molten lava – just leave them alone, cuz man, they’re gone.

Hey Jay, I’ve got over 50M guaranteed reasons to get off your ass!

Supa Bow, Supa NO!

BEAR DOWN!

#TheFuckingBearsFuckingSuck

© 2014

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