The Bears benched Jay Cutler in favor of a guy who’s played 16 NFL games and thrown 9 passes this season after not seeing the field since he was a rookie in 2010. He also happens to be named after the town where Cutler was born: Santa Claus, IN. And Jimmy “Santa” Claus(en) had the lead midway through the fourth quarter. But our D failed again, and then Detroit (sucks again!) gave him a concussion on our final drive via cheap shot. So after dropping our fourth straight, we’re now forced to go back to Cutler for the season finale. That’s like getting your new girlfriend pregnant but still taking your ex to the holiday party. Man, you can’t make this shit up!

Suh looked like he wanted more than a sack on this one,
and Claus(en) looked like he was ready to take his licks