Our apologies for the delay in this week’s post. This blog is under interim management until further notice. But we’ve included a draft of what the former staff started before they were fired.
Find the guy that decided to call it a season before game 16.
Here’s a hint, he has the ball. And about $50M in the bank.
Apparently money grows on trees at Hallas Hall, but it only gets spent on things that don’t deserve it. The geniuses in the Bears Finance Dept are now paying our now former GM and Head Coach to NOT work for us next year, they still owe a guy they benched two weeks ago at least $36M, will pay Lamarr “One Knee” Houston at least $8M more, and are not only rudderless without a GM, HC or OC, but they are also shipless. Yet somehow they found the time to hire a consulting firm to conduct an analysis of our blog. And after finding that we were the lone bright spot in the 2014 season, they are cutting our funding and closing our shop. We’d like to say thank you to all of our loyal fans (including the soon-to-be 15,000 site views), but why would we thank YOU when we’ve been giving you gold 17 times a year, every year for the past 8 years, for free? So instead, we’ll say you’re welcome, BearDownBaffa nation. And we’ll leave you with this…
BEAR DOWN!
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