The two cardinal rules of today’s NFL are: 1) offenses live and die by their QB, and 2) defenses live and die by pressuring the QB. On Sunday, the Bears proved to be a house of cards in both areas as our D got 0 sacks for a 2nd straight week, and our QB play was vaginal at best (not to disparage vaginas). It didn’t take long for AZ to show their hand, taking the opening kickoff to the house. We hung in for a bit, but eventually folded when Cuter walked off with his uterus hanging out of his jock. And when AZ called, we revealed that we were bluffing, as our backup filled in as nicely as a pap smear. Boy, those two are lucky they have union health coverage because the House just voted to block funding for Planned Parenthood.
AZ pulled a Hester on us – but do you
remember the Hester we pulled on them?
Bear Down Baffa 
