Archive for October 5th, 2015

4. Bears Bearly Get First Win (Relax, It Was Oakland)

Mon, Oct 5, 2015

That’s not a typo in the title, “bearly” is a new adverb we created to describe a crappy team that stumbles into a win against another crappy team at the last second.  Because that’s all that happened on Sunday.  And if the Bears get any more wins this year, they’ll probably be in a similar fashion.  Granted, a win is a win, but I rank “winning by FG” as 127th on the list of manly ways to win in the NFL.  And we only needed that FG because we threw a late pick and lost the lead.  Whether you’re a respected NFL team in rebuild mode, an immigrant in a spelling bee, or Donald Trump, that all still spells “loser.”

gould - winner

Even Gould was stunned that we won Sunday

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