That’s not a typo in the title, “bearly” is a new adverb we created to describe a crappy team that stumbles into a win against another crappy team at the last second. Because that’s all that happened on Sunday. And if the Bears get any more wins this year, they’ll probably be in a similar fashion. Granted, a win is a win, but I rank “winning by FG” as 127th on the list of manly ways to win in the NFL. And we only needed that FG because we threw a late pick and lost the lead. Whether you’re a respected NFL team in rebuild mode, an immigrant in a spelling bee, or Donald Trump, that all still spells “loser.”

Even Gould was stunned that we won Sunday