You thought last year was bad? Ha! We just lost at home to a team that hasn’t won on the road since Obama lived in Kenya, making us 1-9 in our last 10 games at Soldierz Field. The one positive most of us have going for us is that even though we have to experience the horror that is the Bears each week, we’re doing it from the comfort of our homes. Imagine how pissed off season-ticket holders must be! And on top of that, Robbie “Even I Hate Me” Gould missed another FG in the final minutes, choking for the 2nd straight week. It’s gotten so bad, announcers have gone from calling him “one of the most accurate kickers in NFL history” to one of the most accurate “in Bear’s history.” Which isn’t saying much since no one can name another Bears kicker other than Kevin Butler. Yeah, you can’t, can you? Regardless, we lost this one despite doing our best to keep Gould out of it. And so, like Mayor Rahm Emanuel, I’m calling for his resignation.
I’d tell Gould to go fuck himself, but he’d probably miss wide left
Bear Down Baffa 