Jesus, I can’t wait for this season to be over. Despite the Bear’s many failures in this game, Tampa Bay was simply better at sucking than us, and captured the L. Whether it was the Buc’s Doug “Fumble-deuce-skie” Martin fumbling twice, new Bear LB John “I Didn’t Get The Memo That We Were Supposed To Lose” Timu recovering them both, or Ka’Deem “Don’t Forget The Apostrophe Or The Capital D” Carey scoring 2 TD’s, it seems nobody got the memo that the Bears were supposed to lose. And so, in winning our 1st December game in 2 years, we’ve guaranteed that at least 5 teams will draft ahead of us. Even worse, if we win again, we could pick as low as 18th! So I’m glad we’re playing at home next week (where we’re 1-6) because I want that 6th spot in the draft. I never thought I’d say this, but I hope the Bears play like the Cubs next week!
Timu’s coming out party included running a recovered fumble
over to Coach Fox and handing it to him. What a kiss-ass.
Bear Down Baffa 