If you Google the word “Brock,” the top 3 results are: rapist Brock “Two Fingers” Turner, Brock “What Do You Mean Steroids?” Lesnar, and Brock “I’m Making $2M More This Year Than Cutler” Osweiler. After turning a 4-year tour backing up Peyton Manning into $72M, Osweiler has now beaten the Bears twice in his first 8 NFL starts. And right now, I can’t decide which is worse – facing Osweiler backed by a strong defense, facing Lesnar in a UFC cage, or facing Turner behind a dumpster after drinking a bottle of Jägermeister. But like most of Chicago today, it feels like I got all three.

Osweiler taunts Bear defense: “That’s $2M more than Jay.”