Archive for September 12th, 2016

1. Texas Houstons “Pull A Brock” on the Bears

Mon, Sep 12, 2016

If you Google the word “Brock,” the top 3 results are:  rapist Brock “Two Fingers” Turner, Brock “What Do You Mean Steroids?” Lesnar, and Brock “I’m Making $2M More This Year Than Cutler” Osweiler.  After turning a 4-year tour backing up Peyton Manning into $72M, Osweiler has now beaten the Bears twice in his first 8 NFL starts.  And right now, I can’t decide which is worse – facing Osweiler backed by a strong defense, facing Lesnar in a UFC cage, or facing Turner behind a dumpster after drinking a bottle of Jägermeister.  But like most of Chicago today, it feels like I got all three.

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Osweiler taunts Bear defense:  “That’s $2M more than Jay.”

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