The Chicago Bears’ backs were against the wall. You know, the one Trump is going to make the Mexicans build? We hadn’t won in 10 months, had lost 4 straight and 6 straight at home – where we’d never lost 7 straight. And we hadn’t beaten Detroit (sucks!) in 6 tries, since Lovie Smith was calling inappropriate timeouts and challenging the wrong plays in his Bear’s finale in 2012. But while Cutler may have been out sucking his thumb, Brian “#2” Hoyer made like an illegal alien and dug a tunnel under that wall, and broke all of those streaks at once. Our only hope is that he doesn’t get deported in the next five months – that’s right, the Super Bowl is in five months!
Hoyer asks Jay if he wants to come in to see what it’s like to win
Bear Down Baffa 