We came in at 1-4, with just 2 wins in our last 10 home games, and 27 guys on our injury list. But when you’re hosting a 1-3 team whose coach is 5-21 on the road, it’s your game to lose. As it turned out, the Bears were up to that task. Not only did we fail to score more than 1 TD, but we let the Jag-bags grab us by the pussies as we blew a 13-0 lead in the 4th quarter. It’s time to hunker down in a bunker and ride out the storm. There really is no hope for us this year. Unless, of course, Trump wins the election. Because he can make the Bears great again, too!

Like a dwarf scuba diver at quitting time,
the Bears just keep coming up short