The Bears headed to Lambeau for a Thursday nighter, facing A-A-Ron Rodgers and his career-low QBR 88.4. (BTW, Cutler’s career QBR is 85.9). We brought our #2, Brian “The Deuce” Hoyer, who’d thrown for 300 yards 4 games in a row, and hadn’t thrown an INT in 181 passes. But we didn’t discount double-check ourselves before we discount double-wrecked ourselves, as Rodgers completed a franchise-record 39 passes. And while Deuce extended his NFL-best pick-less streak to 200, he threw for just 49 yards before getting toolboxed by Clay “Captain Toolbox” Matthews, who broke Hoyer’s arm. Cut to our #3 QB, Matt “Gnarls Charles” Barkley, who wasn’t even on our roster until a month ago. So we’ve reached Defcon 3 – we’re down to our Gary Johnson of QB’s.
We went from #2, “The Deuce,” to #12, “El Doce,”
but with the same results
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