If you sat on a jury in a game-fixing case against Mike “ESPN 8 – The Ocho” Glennon, and the only evidence was video of Sunday’s first half, you’d have no choice but to vote guilty. And to seek the death penalty. Now, I’m not saying the Ocho is a traitor sent here to sabotage the Bears – that’d be like sending a rat to sink a sinking ship. But what I am saying is that if Glennon were a saboteur, he would’ve played exactly how he did yesterday. That’s how bad he was. It was like he was literally trying to pass the torch to Trubisky, except Tampa kept intercepting it.
Ocho wears 2 jocks cuz he has so much trouble holding onto his balls
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