I’m shocked. Not by how awful the Bears played, or that we won in spite of it. And not because this was our first win in 294 days (and 7 games), or that it came just two years after we went winless for 315 days (and 8 games). I’m not even shocked that Marcus “Endzones Are Overrated” Cooper “stopped short” of the goal line while returning a blocked punt – or by the subsequent madness. What I am shocked by is how little joy this win gave me. And I realized it’s because of our imposter QB. Like Vanilla Ice stealing that sick Queen baseline, Glennon didn’t just steal this win from Pittsburgh, he stole it from Trubisky. Is “Ice, Ice, Baby” a good song? Hell, yes. But I just can’t see myself rolling in my 5.0 (with my ragtop down so my hair can blow) until Trubisky takes over. So let’s drop the Ocho and get with the hero!
Being Leon Lett’ed is now known as being Marcus Cooper’ed
(And boy, I bet Lett slept better than he has in a while last night!)
Bear Down Baffa 