Well, there’s one thing Mitchell “The Biscuit” Trubisky’s NFL debut wasn’t: boring. It also wasn’t great, good, or unBearslike. But what was arguably the most exciting Bear loss in decades, this game had it all – except, of course, the W. But come on, you weren’t expecting this kid to be Tom Brady, were you? In his first game!? I’m just glad he didn’t die, which is where I set the bar, and now we have something to build on. Until now, it’s been like watching The Revolution open for Prince – everyone’s really just waiting for Prince to come out. And that’s what Trubisky is – he’s our Prince. And our Revolution. He’s our little red corvette. Our raspberry beret. Sure, he didn’t party like it’s 1999, but he is a sexy mf’er. And he would. Die 4. U.
This is what it looks like when doves cry
