Archive for October 11th, 2017

5. Vikings (Purple) Rain On Trubisky’s Parade

Wed, Oct 11, 2017

Well, there’s one thing Mitchell “The Biscuit” Trubisky’s NFL debut wasn’t:  boring.  It also wasn’t great, good, or unBearslike.  But what was arguably the most exciting Bear loss in decades, this game had it all – except, of course, the W.  But come on, you weren’t expecting this kid to be Tom Brady, were you?  In his first game!?  I’m just glad he didn’t die, which is where I set the bar, and now we have something to build on.  Until now, it’s been like watching The Revolution open for Prince – everyone’s really just waiting for Prince to come out.  And that’s what Trubisky is – he’s our Prince.  And our Revolution.  He’s our little red corvette.  Our raspberry beret.  Sure, he didn’t party like it’s 1999, but he is a sexy mf’er.  And he would.  Die 4.  U.

This is what it looks like when doves cry

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