Last year, accidentally beating the 49ers cost the Bears a draft spot. And that spot cost us 3 selections, as we traded them up to draft Mitch “13 College Starts” Trubisky. But with SF leading us in the draft pool again this year, the Bears got a chance to exact their revenge. Whether it’s because SF now has Jimmy “2 Draft Picks Cheaper Than Truby” Garoppolo, or just because we royally suck, we were able to execute our PFTD (Playing For The Draft) plan, and snatch defeat at home. The best part? The Bears are so inept across so many functions that nobody can even suspect us of tanking. Top-5 pick, here we come!
Garoppolo already has as many wins at Soldierz as the Trubes
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