Well, we really blew it this time. Leave it to the Bears to wait until no one is watching to come out firing on all cylinders. Most of us presumed that they didn’t even HAVE all their cylinders. But with the Bengals’ two best defenders injured, our offense took advantage like Roy Moore at a shopping mall. With our cowboy hat, snugly-fit leather vest, and tiny pocket pistol, we preyed on Cincy like a defenseless teenager, though we did ask her mom for permission first. And while the Bears are now off for 5 days (we play Sat.), we can only hope that Moore doesn’t strike again before tomorrow’s special Senate election in Alabama.
Trubisky to Cincinnati: “Sup, bitches?”
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