The Bears found a way to bounce back from last week’s unsettling win, losing handily in Detroit, and improving our draft position – much like Trump’s bone spurs improved his. But there are far more pressing matters at hand: last Monday, our blog post ignited a firestorm the night before Alabama’s special Senate election. As evidenced by our site’s 19,000 hits last week (see main screen, bottom right), almost the exact margin of victory, we are being credited with swinging the vote for Doug Jones. Jones thanked us with an autographed photo of Roy Moore on horseback, though it’s not apparent in the photo if Moore is riding to a local mall or a KKK rally. But since our post was so influential, we’re re-applying the strategy this week to bring down an equally offensive public threat: Comcast’s Laurence Holmes.
DET spent more time in our endzone than the crew that painted it
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