I can’t lie; my Bear’s erection is more robust today than it’s been since 2009 – the last time we traded 2 first-rounders for a star in his prime. But the latter star is a superstar, a leader with a positive attitude – the exact opposite of the former (Kristin “Very” Cavallari’s husband). And I’m so excited, I want to run down to Soldierz and “pull a Louis CK” at mid-field! After trading for “The Captain And” Khalil Mack, the rebuild is now complete. Sure, it took 5 years (and 53 losses), but we’ve finally got everything we need. And after emptying our coffers, and trading away our draft future, what we’ve got now is all we’re gonna get. But it’s enough to make a run at the Lombardi. And I don’t mean sometime soon – I mean NOW!
Elvis has entered the building
Bear Down Baffa 