Well, shit. I was just getting used to winning. But playing only 3 quarters caught up to the Bears again. We started by scoring 38 fewer points in the 1st half than we did last week, and trailed 7-0 at halftime. But then things got nucking futs, with a combined 52 points scored in the 2nd half. The drama was like a good, old-fashioned sex scandal during the Supreme Court nomination process. If only the Bears had the GOP’s secret weapon, Rachell Mitchell, we might’ve been able to stave off Miami’s attacks. But just like Kavanaugh’s confirmation, this thing dragged on into extra time, and ended just like we all thought it would – with the home team winning by a small majority at the wire. Man, losing sucks. But I still like beer!
The lone difference between the 2 teams – their kicker didn’t miss
Bear Down Baffa 