Well that didn’t take long. In a matter of 8 days, the Bears went from 1st to worst, and then back to 1st again. And we did it without the “Captain And” Khalil Mack or our highest paid offensive player, Allen “Swiss Family” Robinson. Their combined game checks totaled $2.4M, which means we paid $600k for each of their butt cheeks to warm our bench. But the Bears led for 50 minutes, finished strong, and recaptured 1st place. So it was money well spent. And just like the cash the Clinton Foundation gives to protesters, it’s not our money!
Like a Mexican caravan, Truby is unskilled, highly paid, and
he refuses to be stopped before crossing the border to vote
Bear Down Baffa 