It seems like every week in the NFL you see something you’ve never seen before. And this week was no different. The Bears earned their second 3-game win streak this year, and were absolutely dominant in every aspect of the game; that is, except for our kicking game. We broke new ground there, with Cody “Squi” Parkey not only missing 4 kick attempts, but getting all 4 of them blocked by the goalposts. If that’s not a record, it should be. It was so bad, Coach Matt “When My Kicker Hits 4 Uprights, I Get Awfully” Nagy actually benched him – probably to put him out of his misery. But the Bears padded their first place lead with yet another shellacking nonetheless. Man, if we ever have our entire roster show up, we’ll be unbeatable.
Squi: “If those damn poles weren’t in the way, I’d be money!”
Bear Down Baffa 