Well, the Bears did it. With the division on the line, and everybody watching in prime time, they got ‘er done. And with this win, they plant a “For Reals” sign on Roger Goodell’s front lawn after TP’ing his house. Once again, we had an early, double-digit lead. Once again, the defense scored. And once again, Squi was perfect. Just when you thought he couldn’t possibly be any worse, he goes and does something like this, and totally redeems himself! It’s really happening, folks. The Bears are firing on all pistons, the NFC North is looking up at us, and we’re riding a 4-game win-streak like Lance Armstrong’s good nut rode his bicycle seat through the French Alps – sweaty, alone, and nowhere to go but up. Trump really is Making American Great Again!
Man, I bet those goalposts looked like redwoods out there
Bear Down Baffa 