You wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t told you it was going to happen. The Bears just won their 5th straight, and their 3rd in just 12 days. And this one was without Trubisky. Boy, I bet Jay Cutler felt pretty shitty on Thursday night. Not because he was thinking about our Indigenous peoples being robbed of their native land. No, because he was out-played by a QB with just 1 TD pass in 9 years, and that nobody knows because he’s got 2 first names, and they’re backwards: Chase “Doesn’t ‘Daniel Chase’ Sound Better?” Daniel. That should tell you at least one thing about the Bears’ offense – it’s the scheme, not the personnel, that counts. When asked if this was true, Taquan “The Kwan” Mizzell (another no-namer who scored his 1st career TD on Daniel Chase’s 2nd career TD pass) said: “For shizzle my mizzell!”
Daniel Chase TRIPLED his career TD passes in 1 game –
which says more about our coach than it does about him.
Bear Down Baffa 