If you decided to stop sniffing glue this week, you picked the wrong week. The Bears had fans on edge for a solid 3½ hours Sunday, as they were given a dozen second chances, but turned most of them down. Both offenses had non-QBs throw TD passes, but both also 3-and-outed 4 times, and were otherwise an embarrassment to their respective cities. The difference was that we started over-priced practice-squad QB Daniel “I Have Two First Names, And They’re Backwards” Chase, whose earnings per fumble is falling faster than Giraffe Neck Glennon’s did last year. Despite his QBR besting Eli Manning’s (75.6 – 65.2), he threw 2 picks, and dropped the ball as many times as the FBI attempting to indict Hillary Clinton. It took overtime for NY to seal it, which was a victory in and of itself with a backup QB, but I think we lose this one 100 times out of 100 with Mr. Chase.
Saquon Barkley made Adrian “Famous” Amos famous!
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