Wow! The Bears pulled off one of the biggest heart-attack wins in team history in Denver on Sunday. And in doing so, they saved our season! You can’t start off 0-2 and win a Super Bowl, people. And not only did this game come down to the last play, it was the Bears coming back after giving up the lead with just 31 seconds left. And it was Eddy “You Can Spell Your Last Name However The Fuck You Want To Now” Pineiro who won it for us! And then Pineiro said Jesus is real, and that everybody better believe in Him. He went from zero-to-hero-and-back-again so quickly that even Jesus said, “Jesus Christ, that bitch needs to shut his mouth! He’s making Tim Tebow look cool!”
Eddy “Money” Pineiro just got himself 2 tickets to paradise!
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