Now THAT’S who I THOUGHT we were! 5 takeaways, 4 sacks, and a defensive TD – that’s what I expected this year (but every week). It took the Bears 3 weeks, but once it broke open, the turnovers came in droves. We scored early, and often, running out to a 28-0 lead before halftime. The Troubador threw 3 TDs in the 2nd quarter, all caught by Taylor “Swift Is Hotter Than Peter” Gabriel (who also caught 3 non-TDs). It was a laugher! The Skins turned it over more than a short-order cook who moonlights as a blackjack dealer – and they didn’t even ask for dirt on their political opponents for it. Those idiots! And the Bears blindly accepted it, like the American people and a whistleblower’s testimony. No, the Impeachment Inquiry wasn’t the only farce in Washington this week. #Free Trump!
Before you crown Gabriel king, those 3 TDs are more than he had
all last year. Also, the crown would be way too big for his tiny head.
Bear Down Baffa 